Dappered | Bond is (coming) back, Champagne Tower how-to, & get Rob Zombie’s Real Estate Agent on the phone

[Dappered | Bond is (coming) back, Champagne Tower how-to, & get Rob Zombie’s Real Estate Agent on the phone]() --------------------------------------------------------------- [Bond is (coming) back, Champagne Tower how-to, & get Rob Zombie’s Real Estate Agent on the phone](r/Dappered/~3/RxGrHr2-KrE/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 28 Jul 2017 03:00 AM PDT INCOMING! READY PLAYER ONE: [Trailer User’s Guide](. LIFE IMITATES ART: Not even kidding, this has played out in so many Sci-Fi stories it’s passé. [Only this is voluntary](. IN A POST-TRUTH WORLD…[this is terrible news.]( I can’t even joke about it. But [this? This should piss you off.]( GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS? [Good news if it’s better than Spectre](. Otherwise… R.I.P. OF THE WEEK: Chances are someone you know will be devastated by [this news](. Be kind to them. Especially if it is you. STOP, REWIND, UPDATE: [You can stop screaming now](. Phew. That was close. INCOMING! DON’T STOP BELIEBING! [Say it ain’t so.]( And yes, the only reason I even shared this story is because of the headline. You just can’t waste something like that. SOMEONE CALL ROB ZOMBIE! [This seems like his kind of place](. Just imagine his improvements. I’m doing it right now. And, now I’m not. Oh, definitely click through, because: local television news. DAMN NATURE! Just when you think you’ve seen the nastiest thing possible, [something else steps up and says “Yo!”]( HEY ALANIS! [Now this is ironic](. It’s also political in nature so heads up. THAT RUBBERTREE PLANT WAS A RED HERRING: If mentally unstable narcissistic oligarchs don’t take us down, [these guys will.]( INCOMING! ABOUT THAT TRAILER^^: The music you hear in that trailer comes from [my friend’s band](). I’m super excited for him. This seems like a big deal, right? You can check out the song on its own, [right here](. LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: You spent a lot of money on this stuff. [Don’t throw it out just yet.]( THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE: [I have expectations](. A SIMPLE REQUEST: [Who wants to gift me with this modest real estate?]( Please? Surely someone can step up. [I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.]( SCIENCE! I’ve seen footage [like this]( with regards to helicopters. This seems just a little bit creepy to me. Maybe a lotta bit. INCOMING! Hopefully you checked [this out]( earlier in the week. Now that he’s had his own feature I’m not sure how much longer Eric H. can settle for contributing to the Dossier. I’m sure gonna miss him. Also, I really hope he understands that I tease because I grieve. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT: [This is something I admit I have wondered about](. Because, reasons. #huskyshame FLIP FLOP REDUX: Wait, [what?]( That’s a big number. I wonder if anyone has checked in with [this guy?]( Meanwhile [this]( is exactly the shit I would get cheesed off about. ERIC HAS NO WAY OF KNOWING THIS…[but this particular article]( might be viewed as controversial in the Dappered home office. And by that I mostly mean myself. Mostly. (Editor’s Note: I used to be a general contractor’s assistant once upon a time. My boss was great. I wasn’t super talented at the job. I’m good with primal stuff, like building fires, sleeping outside, traversing open lands with only my feet for transportation, avoiding poisonous plants and dangerous animals, etc. But tile work, appliances, and plumbing? I’ll just pay someone to fix it before I break it in an attempt to do it myself. I do, at least, know how to quickly shut off the water, gas, and electricity. It’s all about avoiding disaster in my world.) [This](, on the other hand, is something we can all agree on. Mostly. LIFE SKILLZ! As Eric says, [you never know when this would come in handy.]( WITHOUT HYPERBOLE: [I don’t see how America survives something like this](. But I’m cynical to a fault. LIGHTNING ROUND! You do NOT want to piss-off this [rodent](. | [The faces of battle](. | This is just about [too much](. | [Whack-A-Puss in the bush](. I’m gonna go ahead and apologize for that right now and get it over with. INCOMING! TUNE IN: While you’re reading, [pop this on in the background](. SCAPE GOAT: [Looks like it’s time to find a new one](, ya lazy bastards. BEST. ADVICE. EVER. [Cheers.]( SPEAKING OF CHEERS: [This woman]( should probably have a national holiday created in her name. WHAT THE HAMBURGERS? I’m going to be honest. [I didn’t watch all of the videos]( because I was eating dinner. PLAYLIST TIME: [This is actually a list that means something](. This is a terrific undertaking. Among my personal favorites, #’s 150, 146, 144, 143, 138, 132, 129, 80, 75, 70, oh screw it. I could easily continue. What an essential collection. OH WAIT: [This is another list worthy of your attention](. Warning: this is super duper rabbit hole. SMH: [No](. INCOMING! MEANWHILE, IN FLORIDA: [You really have to give the guy credit for his total lack of fecks given](. “THE AMERICANS” [IRL]( FITTINGLY SURREAL: It seems a little sick that they could go and dig up Dali and such, but [the news about his mustache pretty much makes the story.]( CHEERS! You may have already known about [this](, but it was news to me. And having just watched [this incredible movie]( over the weekend and having finished [this remarkable book]( two weeks ago, I am reminded about how much we were never taught and inspired to find some more history like this. Any suggestions would be welcomed. TUMBLR FEED OF THE WEEK: Nine times out of ten, [I laugh out loud](). INCOMING! WELL, DUH: [This will come as absolutely no surprise]( to anyone who has ever tried to feed birds in their backyard. I KNEW IT! Everything you ever suspected about the treadmill [is true.]( THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: I’m sure there are [other places that would welcome the business]( but it seems like we just are too hard on things. I have read similar stories about Barcelona (my favorite city on this orb of ours) and Iceland. OH NOES! Robot down! [ROBOT DOWN!]( MONEY MAKES THE WORLD LESS ROUND: [This is relevant to my interests this very moment.]( Not in that time line though. I would opt for more patience. NOT-AN-ISOLATED-OPINION OF THE WEEK: I am absolutely positive that [my very best pal said this exact thing.]( INCOMING! Tim Johnstone is [Dappered’s music correspondent]( as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. [Mostly.]( ff/Dappered?a=RxGrHr2-KrE:2ECq7LMpviY:yIl2AUoC8zA ff/Dappered?a=RxGrHr2-KrE:2ECq7LMpviY:qj6IDK7rITs ff/Dappered?a=RxGrHr2-KrE:2ECq7LMpviY:gIN9vFwOqvQ [New UNIQLO Fall Arrivals, Ledbury Oxfords, & More – The Thurs. Men’s Sales Handful](r/Dappered/~3/DQ3LCOw7ZcU/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 27 Jul 2017 08:37 AM PDT Sales that deserve some attention heading into the weekend or a bit earlier. Might not be some massive once a year event, but still worth a look. Those are what make up these handfuls. Five of the better sales, one for each finger, are below, plus bonus sales if need be. Included are a few picks worth pointing out. [UNIQLO: New Fall Arrivals]( [UNIQLO]( - [Extra Fine Merino V-Neck – $39.90]( - [Extra Fine Merino Crew Neck – $39.90]( - [Single Breasted Mac – $129.90]( - [Cotton Cashmere Cable Crew – $29.90]( Not a sale, yet, but UNIQLO stuff is pretty affordable as it is. Plus, many of us look forward to the release of their ultra thin, yet still plenty strong Merino Wool V-necks. The single breasted mac is coming in four different colors this season too. [Ledbury: Even More New Summer Sale Additions]( [Ledbury]( - [White Fine Twill Mid-Spread w/ Pocket – $99]( ($145) - [Blue Fine Twill Mid-Spread w/ Pocket – $99]( ($145) - [Royal Blue Gingham Mid-Spread – $75]( ($145) - [Mayfield Oxfords (multiple color options) – $99]( ($145) Dammit Ledbury. This sale is killing my checkbook. They just added a bunch of their oxfords to this summer sale, and, there’s still stock on their mid-spread dress shirts. Yes, a hundred bucks for a shirt is spendy. But boy howdy are they nice. [More on Ledbury can be found here](. [Huckberry: Clearance Gear]( [Outerwear]( [Apparel]( [Etc](. [Huckberry]( - [Taylor Stitch Blanket Lined Barn Jacket – $199.98]( ($248) - [Hugh & Crye L’Enfant Blazer in Grey Herringbone – $165.98]( ($275) - [Taylor Stitch Maratime Submariner Jacket in Lambswool – $158.98]( ($248) - [Vasque Sundowner GTX in Hawthorne – $127.98]( ($219) - [Filson Made in the USA Day Pack in Whiskey]( or [Otter Green – $99.98]( ($120) - [Standard Issue Instruments Pilot Mission Timer – $149.98]( ($250) - [Pacifico Optical Blair in Whisky Havana – $119.98]( ($158) - [Flint and Tinder Slub Henley in Vintage Navy – $44.98]( ($58) It’s a huge summer clearance event. Or, events? They’re broken up by category, but there is a lot of stock in there. Plenty of Made in the USA goods too, like all their Taylor Stitch stuff. [J. Crew: 50% off “Summer Ready Picks” w/ THURSDAY]( [J. Crew]( - [Lightweight Italian Cashmere Crewneck Sweater – $99]( ($198) - [Lightweight Italian Cashmere Cardigan – $130]( ($260) - [Pima Cotton Short-Sleeve Sweater-Polo in White – $37.50]( ($75) - [Ludlow Sportcoat in Engineer-Striped Cotton – $59.99]( FINAL ($228) To say that today’s deal, in J. Crew’s 5-days of deals, is less than extensive in terms of products covered, would be an understatement. But just because there’s not a ton of goods getting the 50% off discount doesn’t mean there isn’t a few worthwhile picks in there. Looks like J. Crew’s cashmere is back on the up and up? Reviews are positive for their lightweight sweaters. Code THURSDAY is also good for 40% off the sale section. [Maratac: Mid Sized Quartz Pilot Watch Sale – $149]() ($219) [Maratac]() Yes, it’s a quartz, but the price is right and according to Maratac, the seconds hand sweeps like an automatic (every 1/4 of a second, instead of the somewhat clunky one second tic-tock that many other quartz watches have). Swiss quartz movement. Domed sapphire crystal. 39mm in diameter. Also worth a mention: - [Nordstrom]( Their anniversary sale is still rolling along. [Extensive list of picks is here](. - [Club Monaco]( Extra 30% off sale items (no code needed). - [Bonobos]( Extra 40% off final sale w/ DOGDAYS. [Quick picks are here](. - [Spier & Mackay](: Extra 20% off sale items w/ SALEON ff/Dappered?a=DQ3LCOw7ZcU:hDt2zHh4KgQ:yIl2AUoC8zA ff/Dappered?a=DQ3LCOw7ZcU:hDt2zHh4KgQ:qj6IDK7rITs ff/Dappered?a=DQ3LCOw7ZcU:hDt2zHh4KgQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ You are subscribed to email updates from [Dappered Style Mail](). To stop receiving these emails, you may [unsubscribe now](. Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States