Dappered | Xmas .gifs galore, the latest retail bankruptcies, & more missing... feet.

[Dappered | Xmas .gifs galore, the latest retail bankruptcies, & more missing… feet.]() --------------------------------------------------------------- [Xmas .gifs galore, the latest retail bankruptcies, & more missing… feet.](r/Dappered/~3/3whN_bQ4oLw/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 15 Dec 2017 03:00 AM PST THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! [[(thank you)]( RETAIL HELL: [It’s not getting any better out there folks.]( DOSSIER UPDATE: [This story just seems to get creepier every time another foot washes ashore.Â]( LEGALIZED LARCENY? [This seems pretty crappy to me](). BUT CAN WE EAT THEM? All jokes about the hyperbole of this article’s headline aside,[this is not encouraging](. BIG TALK AND ALL THAT: But when it comes to the courage of their convictions, [not so much](. LOG. YULE LOG. [[(thank you)]( CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: I imagine more and more people will [feel the need to do things like this](. IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL…[it’s a small, small world](). This isn’t even the first time I’ve come across a story like this. MARKET FORCES AT WORK? From other stories I’ve read that are [similar to this particular situation](, it would seem that there are more and more small towns across the country that can no longer really afford to be small towns. JUST SAY NO? Or, maybe, another option? I fully realize [this will never happen here](, but it is interesting to read about all the same. THIS CHIPMUNK BLOWS: [[(thank you)]( Big thanks to my favorite editor for passing along some great stories this week. As in, the following items: THE GRAYING GENERATIONS: [We are woefully unprepared for what’s coming our way.]() THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: [This is something I have some experience with](. The struggle is real. And sometimes our brains get in the way of us making the right decisions. I am encouraged about [this article.]( GOOD NEWS OF THE WEEK: [This is fantastic news]( for people who suffer from one of the nastiest diseases we face. It means there is hope. ACTUALLY ME: [The Noel Gallagher edition.]( SANTA WANTS YOU TO DIE: [[(thank you)]( GOOD GRIEF! As someone[who owns the very thing which was destroyed by good old Chuck](, [this is a little holiday history for you youngsters]( (i.e. anyone below the age of 55). MEANWHILE, IN AUSTRALIA: [I would actually be pretty excited to see something like this](, as long as it wasn’t coming my direction. MOVE OVER KRAMPUS: [You have competition.Â]( KNOCK KNOCK: [Anyone home?]( (Editor’s Note: Careful. [This is how Picard](Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)) learned how to [play the flute]( BARKING BINKIES! I realize we all believe our furballs are smarter than the average furball, but yeah, no. [They’re about as smart as your typical toddler.Â]( KRAMPUS! [[(thank you)]( Tis the season to be jolly. Eric H. knows just how to jingle our bells and he’s back with another great selection of stories. [And he’s even provided a bit of a soundtrack for you.]( OH FFS: Really? Really. Really! Did no one at any time stand up and say, “Uh guys…[this is a really bad idea](?” Because, goodness. ONCE UPON A TIME: And we’re talking a loooong time ago…[I still have a page somewhere](. I don’t even want to think about it. THAT’S GOT TO BE ONE HELL OF A 529! [At least it had better be.]( ABJECT FUCKERY: So. Much. Winning. Seriously, [this is all just clownishly evil](. THEY LET YOU DREAM JUST TO WATCH ‘EM SHATTER: [Looking back on the 1980 movie “9 to 5” in the #metoo prism.]( CONSUME! Food stuff in four bite-sized packages. [Y’all been played](. That’s got to be embarrassing. | [In flight feed.]( That was the fastest follow ever. | Then there’s [this](. | Sliced toast: #1 is preferred. #2 is acceptable at a diner. [#3 is never ever ever](. (Editor’s Note II: Wait, #3 is never ever ever? But it’s symmetrical. I mean, #1 is the way to go, but is #3 that bad?) INCOMING! I know Eric isn’t the only person excited about [this](. IF ONLY: [[(thank you)]( REGRETS, HE’S HAD A FEW: But at this point, [it’s probably too late to be warning people about the dangers and such.]( UM…Fellas, [this is not really how things work](. Not that I would be surprised if they got their wish. WHAT. THE. HAMBURGERS? I know that there is sorcery [here](, I’m just really bad at figuring it out. I am not proud. (Editor’s Note III: Extremely well rehearsed in reverse? Blue shirt guy seems a bit unsure on the stairs, which would be the case if walking up backwards…) INCOMING! Tim Johnstone is [Dappered’s music correspondent]( as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. [Mostly](. ff/Dappered?a=3whN_bQ4oLw:XrnrJAoy3yM:yIl2AUoC8zA ff/Dappered?a=3whN_bQ4oLw:XrnrJAoy3yM:qj6IDK7rITs ff/Dappered?a=3whN_bQ4oLw:XrnrJAoy3yM:gIN9vFwOqvQ You are subscribed to email updates from [Dappered Style Mail](). To stop receiving these emails, you may [unsubscribe now](. Email delivery powered by Google Google, 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States