Dappered | A new take on MMA, The Texas Tank, & Smoke Breaks add Up

[Dappered | A new take on MMA, The Texas Tank, & Smoke Breaks add Up]() --------------------------------------------------------------- [A new take on MMA, The Texas Tank, & Smoke Breaks add Up](r/Dappered/~3/-HYDTcp8eBk/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email) Posted: 03 Nov 2017 03:00 AM PDT EVER GET THE FEELING WERE HEADED BACK? [[(thank you)]( ERIC H STEPS UP AGAIN: This week, he’s brought us [a doozy of a tale about a tank, an HOA and ‘Murica](. Thanks Eric! I HAD ONLY 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS THIS YEAR…[So this came in handy.]( AT FIRST I’M LIKE…well that’s kind of ridiculous yet somehow appealing in an enjoy-it-while-gnawing-on-a-turkey-bone-kind-of-way. But then I noticed that this was basically [a story about some guys having a lark](. Because, fifth paragraph, second sentence. IT’S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK: [Here’s a clown car of a different variety.]( You’re welcome. THERE ARE SOME SUPER SHITTY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: [These people are among the very worst.]( I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S FAKE. [ you)]( NEWMAN’S OWN: [That’s quite the accessory.]( BECAUSE, AMERICA: We begin with drivers in Iowa, although to be fair, [I’m guessing this could be anywhere](. From there, a bit of an excursion southwest to Arizona where [one farmer has had his share of Alien shenanigans](. And to wrap up, we swing on over to Silicon Valley for an example of [consequences in action.]( THE REST OF THE STORY: [The story out of the Las Vegas shootings that people aren’t thinking about.]( HEY ALANIS! Now [this is ironic.]( MEANWHILE, UNDERNEATH HAWKINS… [[(thank you)]( THAT BULLSHIT STORY YOU HEARD THIS WEEK…about compromise and the Civil War? Yeah. [Totally bullshit.]( HEADS WILL EXPLODE: [But it was only a matter of time before this happened.]( ONCE UPON A TIME: [Italian monuments of food, fights, and festivity.]( It’s all kind of dreadful and fascinating at the same time. TRICK OR TREAT: [Halloween’s most appropriate new arrival.]( BENEFITS WE WILL NEVER SEE: Maybe it’s a trend. Perhaps an outlier, but [I can’t ever see something like this happening here.Â]( INCOMING: Tim Johnstone is [Dappered’s music correspondent]( as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. [Mostly](. Also, [mostlier](. [Mostliest?]( ff/Dappered?a=-HYDTcp8eBk:QpsWPQ_yJP4:yIl2AUoC8zA ff/Dappered?a=-HYDTcp8eBk:QpsWPQ_yJP4:qj6IDK7rITs ff/Dappered?a=-HYDTcp8eBk:QpsWPQ_yJP4:gIN9vFwOqvQ You are subscribed to email updates from [Dappered Style Mail](). To stop receiving these emails, you may [unsubscribe now](. Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, United States