State of Monday | ACOMIC BOMB

He talked about carving watermelon at a Halloween party with his black friends. He talked about pollution in the ocean turning into an island of garbage, then said he was referring to Puerto Rico. ACOMIC BOMB Good morning, Callers, It’s a beautiful morning, fit for a beautiful week. We’ve got a lot going for us, yes we do. Next week is huge. Last night was huge. Trump did a rally at Madison Square Garden and the entire media is apoplectic about it. In part, because it opened with an … ACOMIC BOMB He talked about carving watermelon at a Halloween party with his black friends. He talked about pollution in the ocean turning into an island of garbage, then said he was referring to Puerto Rico. He summed up the Israel/Palestine conflict by saying they should solve it with a game of rock, paper, scissors – except Palestinians “always throw rock” and Jews would “have trouble throwing that paper.” … ha ha … um … ha As you can imagine, all these jokes, to a one, bombed. The crowd groaned. The comic, Tony Hinchcliffe, acknowledged it. “We’ve got a groany morning crowd here tonight, eh?” He told some other ones that hit. One about the Clintons’ suiciding interns. One about taking Pelosi’s stock trading advice. One about the border disaster. “Where are my proud latinos tonight?” He asked. The crowd erupted. “You guys see what I mean, there’s so many of ‘em. It’s wide open.” As far as bombing on stage goes, it wasn’t particularly noteworthy other than the context: Trump’s sold-out mega-rally at Madison Square Garden where he was expected to give his closing argument. Liberals quickly went ballistic online, particularly about the Puerto Rico joke. Celebrity influencers of Puerto Rican descent encouraged their followers to vote Kamala. Scolds of all shapes and sizes came out of the woodwork to condemn the act. Even the Trump campaign felt compelled to distance itself from Hinchcliffe, saying the speech was not “vetted” and the campaign did not agree with its sentiments. The Harris campaign account on X posted the Puerto Rico joke, referring at first to Hinchcliffe as a “speaker,” betraying the fact that the campaign had no idea who this person was. Very Serious Reporters started noting how many Puerto Ricans live in swing states. And here we are, taking a bad joke way too seriously. The dying gasp of the modern political left couldn’t be any more hilarious if I had scripted it myself. On brand for acolytes trained in the left’s monastery to wokeness. These are the humorless people who want to be in charge of directing a federal bureaucracy. Fitting. Normal people simply don’t laugh when a joke isn’t funny, but the woke scolds populating Harris’s campaign and corporate media? Bad jokes require nothing short of absolute jihad. It’s funny in the saddest way possible. It likely comes as a surprise to them that Hinchcliffe’s endorsement of Trump secures for the NYC real estate mogul the holy triumvirate of stand up. Between them, Rogan, Theo Von, and Kill Tony represent the three mafia families of modern comedy. The Kill Tony podcast sold out Madison Square Garden for a live show two nights running in August. The Black Keys, who are mega rock stars in their own right, opened for Hinchcliffe’s show. And who does the left have? Stephen Colbert dancing on stage with vaccines? Whoopi Goldberg harrumphing on The View? A painfully unfunny Saturday Night Live that actually fired Shane Gillis before he became the hottest comic in the profession? Here’s one that hit. “The other side’s got a lot of crazy endorsements. Swift, Eminem, Leo Decaprio, Beyonce … every day the Democratic Party looks more and more like a P-Diddy party.” Okay, Tone, that was actually funny. Meanwhile, the Harris campaign “counter-programmed” Trump’s rally by having AOC and Walz play Madden 25 on streaming platform Twitch. The score at half time was a whopping 0-0. I’d rather be waterboarded than have sat through that. For whatever it’s worth, Hinchcliffe is likely proud he bombed. In [the spirit]( of Norm MacDonald (RIP) – who made [bombing its own art form]( – comics wear their bombs like WWII fighter jets wore kills on the fuselage. “Republicans are the party with the good sense of humor,” Hinchcliffe said. “Free speech is under attack, people. I host a show and each week we get updates on what words we’re allowed to use and not use anymore. It’s happening the last few years. It’s a real thing.” It’s happening right now, Tony, but it’s unlikely the scolds will actually achieve killing Kill Tony, a show that’s [made bombing]( a routine form of entertainment. It’s also unlikely their sad as sh*t hail mary to turn a bad joke into a winning campaign strategy will actually work. “Trump survived an assassination attempt. Biden got COVID. We vote next week. God voted three months ago,” Hinchcliffe said, earning himself a rare immediate roar from the crowd. I couldn’t have said it better myself, Tony. 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