Doctors Have Settled ‘Seinfeld’s Grossest Debate

Plus: 5 Historical Figures Who Sounded Nothing Like You Think                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 December 02, 2024 | [Read Online]( [share on facebook] [share on twitter] [share on threads] [share on linkedin] Welcome to the Cracked newsletter! This issue is about French Charlie Kelly, weird end credit songs, film foreshadowing, and more. Was this email forwarded to you? [Subscribe here](. [Doctors Have Settled ‘Seinfeld’s Grossest Debate]( George Costanza is many things: a liar, a New York Yankee, a boyfriend dating way above his league. Oh, and he’s also a public urinator. In the Season Three episode “The Parking Garage,” both Jerry and George get nabbed by security for relieving themselves behind parked cars. Jerry’s bogus defense — claiming that he’s suffering from “uromysitisis poisoning” — doesn’t fly. As we’ve mentioned before, Seinfeld was slightly ahead of the curve with this storyline, arguably anticipating the recent discourse surrounding [public urination and America’s lack of public bathroom accessibility](. Now, the show’s other piss-based storyline has become somewhat relevant thanks to a recent news story. And, somewhat surprisingly, experts have sided with George Costanza on an issue involving personal hygiene. [READ MORE]( [‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Fans Are Convinced That French Charlie Kelly Is the Ultimate Charlie Kelly]( What’s the French version of “[Rock, flag and eagle](”? Jazz, scarf and rooster? It should come as no surprise to [It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia]( fans that the show is a big hit in other countries with big drinking cultures. For instance, even Russia tried to make its own international knockoff called [It’s Always Sunny in Moscow](, and even though the show was a critical and commercial disaster by any metric, its mere existence proves that, wherever there are alcoholics with cable subscriptions, there is a market for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, regardless of whether the local drink of choice is beer, wine or vodka. [READ MORE]( 6 Famous Movie Composers Who Slummed It in Silly Projects 12 Slices of Possibly Expired Trivia That Are Probably Still Good 20 End Credits Songs That Take a Hard Left Turn 34 Funny Times People Took Shower Arguments Too Far 38 Celebrity Secrets and Behind-the-Scenes Goofs Too Strong for Any NDA 5 Historical Figures Who Sounded Nothing Like You Think 42 Brilliant Bits of Foreshadowing That You Didn’t Miss, But Lesser Film Nerds May Have 40 Shady Things Hawked by Shady Celebrities and Corporations 63 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of November 2024 53 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of November 2024 TWEET OF THE DAY [ARTICLES | PICTOFACTS | VIDEOS]( [fb]( [tw]( [ig]( [yt]( [tk]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2024 COPYRIGHT © 2005-2023 Cracked is published by Literally Media Ltd. 190 West St. Brooklyn, New York 11222, United States of America [Terms of Service](