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The best of the internet, right here, right now [BuzzFeed Daily]( FRIDAY, MAY 27 2022 Happy Friday! It's Ben here filling for Kirby who is on vacation! In this week's edition, we cover feral girl summer, corporate emos, and melting shoes. But, one of the things that I've been following is that wilddd Johnny Depp & Amber Heard defamation trial, where Kate Moss was called to testify under oath this week. Yes, we've seen Johnny's [alleged anger against kitchen cabinets](, the [alleged smeared blood from his severed finger](, but having Kate Moss take the stand was something in it of itself. It really speaks a lot when your ex has your back! Have a great long weekend ahead, and next week, Kirby will be back with your regularly scheduled programming :) ✨ Evelyn Hockstein / POOL/AFP via Getty Images When Your Ex Has Your Back So, you know you've made it in life when your ex has your back. And much more so, [if they're a notoriously private individual*](, who agrees to give testimony in a wildddd televised court battle involving [muffins](, [Elon Musk's alleged 'crooked' dick](, [staged photo ops](, and more. Does anyone really want to be roped into all this drama? Probably not. And to cue it off, if they're on the other side of the pond and (probably) a UK citizen: they could have EASILY ducked out of this drama (or at least delayed giving testimony). [The fact that Kate Moss. Yes, that Kate Moss, went under oath, so quickly, on behalf of Johnny]( to recall a story more than twenty years ago, of how Johnny didn't actually push her down the stairs, speaks a ton. *So private, that [she doesn't even have her IG profile set to 'public']( [a woman in workout clothes walks with her eyes closed with text ''how i think i look while on a hot girl walk'']( [@billthebern / TikTok]( Cue Feral Girl Summer If you can't be bothered to [keep a gratitude journal, do daily affirmations, wake up at the crack of dawn](, and be "that girl", it's okay. [Cue the feral girl summer]( avec Coke and Oreos for brekky and fistfuls of raw pasta for dinner. Because who isn't chaotic, messy, and a master procrastinator all-in-one? ;) [a robot walks through trees on a dirt path and text reads ''he's not lost. he's free'']( [@lilgunky / TikTok]( Millennial Minimalism? Dead. Remember the days of bare walls, furniture free living, clear stools, and the like? Well, those days are gone thanks to maximalism. [Cue the clashing florals, knick knacks, and shelves heaving with stuff]( that even Marie Kondo probably won't be able to solve. [eldestotter/video/7050194430158130478]( [@eldestotter / TikTok]( Corporate Emos. Who Dis? [Welcome to the world of the corporate emo.]( Cheers to never needing to trade in your goth get up of skinny jeans and band shirts for spreadsheets and the corporate Kool-Aid. [Never has 8:59AM meant so much.]( [ [@abrwtn / Twitter]( Listen: NASA scientists have put together a [playlist of sounds of Mars. Yes, Mars.]( Eat: You know you've made it in life [when you have special steak sauce and mayo](, designed for you. Try: [Ketamine therapy is seriously a thing](, thanks to TikTok. Read: [How reality TV stars conquered your bookshelves.]( Because, who reads that stuff anyway? Buy: [When your Shein shoes that you scored for $31 melt.]( Yes, melt under the sun. Is there a hot, new TikTok trend coming across your FYP? See a tweet that had you laugh so loud you scared your dog? Want to argue about the next "Laurel vs. Yanny?" Hit "reply" to this email to slide straight into my inbox and send me the best of YOUR internet! [Image]( ["Thor: Love And Thunder" Dropped A New Trailer And There Are Some New Characters We Gotta Talk About]( [Image]( [35 Times Celebrities Adorably Brought Their Children As Red Carpet Dates]( [Image]( [Kendall Jenner Poked Fun At Her Viral Cucumber Chopping Ability]( [Image]( [Jennifer Aniston Joked That She Handled The End Of "Friends" With "Divorce" And "Therapy"]( [Image]( [This Woman Made AI Portraits Of "Game Of Thrones" Characters The Way They're Supposed To Look, And I'm Stunned]( [Image]( [If You've Done 15 Of These "Very American" Things While Traveling, Then Everyone Knew You Were A Tourist]( [Image]( ["No One Is Impressed": Folks Are Pointing Out How These 28 Rich People Flexes Are Actually Fails, And It's Enlightening]( [Image]( [20 Photos That Show Just How Badly Employers Are Treating Their Employees These Days]( [Image]( [20 People Who Woke Up And Immediately Regretted Every Decision They Made That Day]( [Image]( [After Taste-Testing And Ranking These 8 Popular Ice Cream Brands, I Realized That My Previous Favorite Was, In Fact, Simply Not Good]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( BuzzFeed, Inc. 111 E. 18th St. New York, NY 10003 We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links in this email. [View our privacy notice and cookie policy]( [Unsubscribe](newsletter=Community_Users_Community_Webapp_Subscribers)