And The Oscar Goes To...Nipples!

Plus, Kate Middleton issues an apology, your love tarot reading for the week, & more. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ Mar. 11, 2024 [Meet The Family: Daddy, Mother, Babygirl, & 30-Year-Old Teenage Girl]( First, the Internet made Daddy. He was strapping and benevolent, and he looked out on his kingdom from the eyes of Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, and Idris Elba. Then it made Mother — a taciturn goddess in human form, inclined to take the shapes of Cate Blanchett and Greta Lee — and rather than standing by Daddy’s side, [she soon upstaged him](. (She couldn’t help it: She was born to slay.) When Babygirl came in the shapes of Paul Mescal and Cillian Murphy, they proved happy to follow in their parents’ footsteps, with a youthful gait slowed by melancholy. And finally, the 30-Year-Old Teenage Girl arrived, little bows already fastened to her hair. She kept her distance from the others, awestruck and unbearably horny for them. Thus, the Internet’s nuclear family was reborn: a storybook unit, reshaped by the furthest, most chaotic reaches of the hive mind. [Read More]( The Latest CELEB STYLE [The Oscars Red Carpet Was All About Naked Dresses]( The [2024 Oscars red carpet]( was easily the sparkliest in the award show’s history: Gold [sequins]( beads, crystals, and [chainmail]( were everywhere. A-listers wore [their best sheer looks]( ranging the full spectrum of nakedness, from see-through bustier tops à la Florence Pugh to underwear-baring skirts like Kelly Ripa. [Read More]( CELEB STYLE [The Nippliest Moments In Oscars History: From 1997 To 2024]( In Hollywood, no awards show is more prestigious than the Oscars. [Its red carpet is the crème de la crème](. Since the ’90s, a select few daring dressers have pushed the boundaries of Oscars fashion. Unlike the Grammys, for example, where [celebs free the nipple with abandon]( at the Oscars, they definitely tone it down. Except, of course, for these standout moments. [Read More]( ICYMI [Kate Middleton Issues Apology For Her Edited Mother's Day Photo]( [Does Millie Bobby Brown Still Have A British Accent?]( [Your Love Life This Week, According To A Tarot Reader]( The Oscars I'M KENOUGH [Ryan Gosling's "I'm Just Ken" Performance Stole The Show]( Ryan Gosling brought some serious Ken-ergy to [the 2024 Oscars]( where the actor performed his Barbie song, “[I’m Just Ken]( He sang the first few lines directly behind director Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie, who [couldn’t control her laughter](. [Read More]( BEAUTY [All The Best Hair & Makeup Moments]( Although elegant blowouts were an expected mainstay, one look in particular defined the night: [sleek ballerina buns](. Both [Gabrielle Union]( and [Hailee Steinfeld]( went for a traditional bun, while other A-listers — including [Issa Rae]( and [Laverne Cox]( — decided to style their timeless updos with more artfully intricate details. [Read More]( EXTREMELY ONLINE [The Funniest Memes & Tweets About The Show & Winners]( The March 10 ceremony began with an [opening monologue]( from host Jimmy Kimmel — who, of course, [referenced]( the [Barbenheimer]( — before quickly moving on to the awards. Here are all the highlights of the evening. [Read More]( BEAUTY [Everyone Brought Their Strongest Mani Game To The Red Carpet]( [Anya Taylor-Joy]( paired her light-catching silver gown with a shiny silver mani. [Lily Gladstone]( similarly rocked a silver chrome set, choosing a slightly deeper gunmetal color, while [Laverne Cox]( traded in traditional white-tipped Frenchies for a sun-drenched gold shade. [Read More]( More Good Stuff [The Best Celebrity Red Carpet Looks]( [The 6 Biggest Oscars Snubs]( [Eugene Levy Named The Funniest Member Of His Hilarious Family]( Follow us on: [Want to Advertise With Us? Get in Touch.]( You're receiving this email because you signed up to receive communications from BDG Media. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely [unsubscribe](. Or to manage preferences click [here]( BDG Media, Inc. · 315 Park Ave. South · New York, NY 10010 · USA Copyright 2024 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.