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This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an intergenerational rant of Bloomberg Opinionâs opinions. [Sign up here](. Todayâs Agenda - Gen Z will have the [housing]( blues. - Women have [no right]( to choose. - Japan still has [tools]( to use. Coquettecore Sources: TikTok, Instagram What do home ownership and flirting have to do with one another? Consider this: Gen Z girlies have spent the month of December tying every object they own in [dainty, pale pink bows](. Itâs festive for the holidays, sure, but itâs also a coping mechanism for the joyless winter months. Enter: [c]([oquette](, the French word to describe flirtatious individuals, which has evolved into a full-blown aesthetic that would make Marie Antoinette keel over in delight. No item is safe from getting coquetteified: The [ice cubes]( in your drink? Theyâd be prettier in pink. The box of [SSRIs](in your medicine cabinet? Your seasonal depression deserves to look adorable. A [corn dog]( at the fair? Itâd be cuter with coquette! The [pickle](and [chicken nuggets]( on your plate? Add a little whimsy, why donât you. The [husband]( in your living room? Wrap him up in ribbon, baby. Heck, I bet theyâd be wrapping their houses in ribbon if they could. But they canât, and itâs not because thereâs [a ribbon shortage](. Instead, many Gen Zers may never own a home at all. Thatâs because millennials â the [avocado](-obsessed generation that came before them â locked in ultra-cheap mortgage rates and probably [wonât move out]( of their houses for a very long time. Although millennials certainly mastered the âexceptionally fine art of [intergenerational ranting](â â especially when it came to whining about never, ever being able to [afford a house]( â Allison Schrager [says](itâs actually Gen Z thatâs getting a bad deal. For the past decade, millennials have been saying that earlier generations robbed them of [resources](. But that changed during the pandemic, when they [snatched up]( ultra-cheap mortgages. By 2022, 47% of millennials owned a home â a substantial increase from 2016, when only 25% of them did. âAs Gen Z looks to buy their starter homes in the next few years, they will face both high rates and high prices. It may be years before the housing market is affordable again,â Allison explains. Although some economic headwinds are improving â Conor Sen [says]( homebuilding stocks are climbing higher and mortgage rates fell [today]( â itâs still early days. And even if those metrics continue to head in the right direction, thereâs still going to be a lack of properties for sale, which means that housing prices will stay elevated for many years to come. Already, weâre seeing stories of young people â[house hacking](â â renting out a portion of your home â in order to afford property in such a tough landscape. The housing market is more distorted than a TikTok filter, and no amount of pink ribbon can reduce the ugliness of that reality. I guess weâll just have to use AI to imagine what Gen Zâs coquette houses would look like: âThis is me if you even care.â Source: Canva Bonus Gen Z Reading: Biden forgave billions in student debt, but [a new poll]( shows itâs not enough for Gen Z. Winding Back the Clock on Abortion Women might experience full-body chills reading this Nia-Malika Henderson [column](, but not the giddy, serendipitous, the-universe-has-aligned sort of chills. Instead, theyâll be the fearful, disgusted, I-feel-likeâthrowing-up chills. âWhen the US Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, leaving the issue for states to decide, abortion-rights activists predicted scenarios of women pleading for medical care in front of panels of judges. Skeptics said it would never happen, not in America,â she writes. But the recent spate of abortion news â a Texas [ban]( on abortions that doctors deem medically necessary, and the US Supreme Courtâs [upcoming case]( that could restrict the use of mifepristone â is exactly that. The horror stories of lawmakers denying women autonomy over their bodies are aplenty. Imagine being 22 weeks pregnant. Youâre not feeling great, so you go to sit down on the toilet. Low and behold, you end up having a miscarriage right then and there. That alone would be a traumatizing experience. But picture the local police showing up at your house, demanding to see receipts. Imagine them charging you with [an âabuse of corpseâ felony]( for simply flushing the toilet. It sounds absurd, and yet thatâs [what happened]( to 33-year-old [Brittany Watts]( in Ohio after she experienced pregnancy loss in September. Similar nightmares are playing out in red states all across the country. In Texas, where doctors face up to 99 years in prison for performing abortions, the procedure has all but vanished. In 2020, there were 58,000 abortions in the state. Now, only 10 or fewer have been performed per month. Republicans cite the provisions in these laws that âprotectâ mothers when their lives are endangered, but what are the odds that only 10 women per month are exceptions? âThe real goal of these lawmakers and anti-abortion activists is a federal ban on all abortions,â Nia-Malika argues. âConservatives imagine a world where pregnant women are forced to carry their babies to term and either keep them or place them up for adoption.â And the abortion pill case thatâs headed to the US Supreme Court next year could make the situation even worse. If the court sides with the Fifth Circuit, Lisa Jarvis [says](, the justices would effectively be winding back the regulatory clock on mifepristone to the year 2000, when the drug was approved. âDecreeing that the last 23 years of medical knowledge on mifepristone are simply irrelevant would not only undermine abortion access, but also undermine the Food and Drug Administrationâs regulatory authority,â she writes. If that happens, telehealth operators couldnât provide mifepristone. Nurse practitioners wouldnât be able to prescribe the drug. Even the label of the drug could revert back to its 2000 form, which means women would have less information on dosage levels. If that harrowing scenario doesnât give you chills, it should. Read [the whole thing](, free above the paywall. Telltale Chart What if someone took this yen chart and made a viral TikTok dance out of it? Thereâs so much movement! Iâm dancing in my seat just looking at it. âLast weekâs extraordinary [yen advance]( â from around 147 to 141 versus the dollar in less than a day â is the kind of action youâd expect to see during a natural disaster, not a change from effectively zero to absolutely zero,â Gearoid Reidy and Daniel Moss [write](. Further Reading Democrats should reconsider [the GOP's proposal]( for tougher immigration in exchange for Ukraine aid. â Bloombergâs editorial board How did a Russian man with no passport [fly 12 hours]( from Copenhagen to Los Angeles with no ticket? â Howard Chua-Eoan Volodymyr Zelenskiy begged Congress to defend his beleaguered nation. He [got stiffed](. â James Stavridis Whether or not Israel's [bombing in Gaza]( can be rated as âindiscriminate,â it is counterproductive. â Marc Champion Industrial companies had [a crazy year](. Hereâs who won, who lost and who improved. â Brooke Sutherland The Senateâs [Basel III endgame]( is bad news for the West, and worse news for the rest. â Mihir Sharma [Loyalty programs]( can help restaurants struggling with food inflation and labor shortages. â Bobby Ghosh ICYMI Grindr is adding [an AI wingman]( to its dating app. The economics of [small US colleges]( are faltering. Elon Musk [must testify]( in the SEC Twitter stock probe. Kickers âCome [kick the Cybertruck](,â they said. âItâll be fun,â they said. The âAnnihilatorâ won the [Excel world championship](. (h/t Paul J. Davies) This manâs [Rubikâs Cube dance]( went viral on TikTok. (h/t Mike Nizza) This [loose steer]( went running on the New Jersey train tracks. (h/t Christine Vanden Byllaardt) This man [blew up]( his apartment trying to kill a cockroach. Blackstoneâs 2023 [holiday video]( has us wondering whether weâve reached peak Taylor Swift. 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