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- [Businesses]( ought to applaud. Do-Gooders Gone Bad As much as I would love to spend the next 500 words trying to guess Eric Adamsâ [cellphone password]( â my [money]( is on [I<3TURKEY]( â we have bigger fish to fry! Like Sam Altmanâs [sudden desire]( to change OpenAIâs corporate structure and the subsequent [conga line]( of employees[1](#footnote-1) heading for the exits: I guess you could say that OpenAI is evil now? Like, in the [biblical sense]( of the word: âMoney is the root of all evil,â yada, yada, yada. Altman no longer wants to be seen as a granola do-gooder, he wants to be at the helm of a hot startup! And Matt Levine [says]( âthe founder and CEO of a hot startup is supposed to own equity. Not just for his sake â not just so that he can be rich â but to [align incentives]( Although the whole [you-get-to-be-filthy-rich]( part canât hurt. Be honest: If you had to [choose]( between accepting $10 billion â the [equity stake]( Altman expects to receive in a for-profit structure shift â or writing âI clock in for humanity!â in your LinkedIn bio, what would you do? Philanthropic prestige goes only so far in this world, and Altman has been burned before. In case you forgot, this is the same guy who got fired by his own board because he was âmoving too aggressivelyâ to commercialize AI. While that probably was â [and still is]( â true, the move [backfired]( when OpenAIâs valuation [nosedived]( overnight from $86 billion to, uh, zero, without Altman in the saddle. Itâs rather unsurprising that less than a year later, heâs [embarking]( on a strategic restructuring that Parmy Olson [says]( will âneuterâ the nonprofit board. Plus, thereâs a clear business impetus for turning to the dark side: âOpenAI is expected to confirm that it has received the biggest venture capital investment ever: a $6.5 billion (or more!) injection valuing the company at around $150 billion,â Dave Lee [writes]( (free read). âThose investors arenât doing it for the good of humanity; theyâre doing it for the good of their funds and partners.â But before their payday arrives, OpenAI will need to actually turn a profit. âIf you think OpenAI can possibly operate âfree from financial obligations,â youâre hallucinating. That dream is over,â he writes. Now Altman and his remaining ilk get to act like all the other shameless, Loro Piana-wearing businesspeople in Silicon Valley. I wonder if heâs relieved he no longer [has to say]( heâs in it for the love of the game. Bonus AI Reading: It takes chutzpah â or a very short memory â for a presidential candidate to praise [crypto âinnovationâ]( while also talking up AI. â Lionel Laurent Salt Typhoon If you were to ask me what a âsalt typhoonâ was before today, Iâd have told you itâs what happens on my stove[2](#footnote-2) every time I make pasta. But now I know it as Chinese government [hacking campaign]( thanks to the Wall Street Journal: Hackers linked to the Chinese government have broken into a handful of US internet service providers in recent months in pursuit of sensitive information, according to people familiar with the matter. The hacking campaign, called Salt Typhoon by investigators, hasnât previously been publicly disclosed and is the latest in a series of incursions that US investigators have linked to China in recent years. The fact that Chinese spies are burrowing into US American broadband networks like prairie dogs is rather discomforting, and only adds to the sense that China is âtestingâ the US and its allies. In a [hot-mic moment]( last weekend, US President Joe Biden said those very words off camera in reference to Beijingâs maritime military exercises. While Karishma Vaswani [says]( weâll never know âwhether the president, who is infamous for his [gaffes]( did this deliberately,â the quad alliance of the US, Japan, India and Australia âneeds to be bolder in calling out Beijingâs infractions.â Beijing responded to Bidenâs remark, [saying]( the âUS needs to get rid of its obsession with perpetuating its supremacy and containing Chinaâ in the South China Sea. Itâs the same logic that Catherine Thorbecke [says]( state-backed news outlets have used with disputes over ByteDance. When the US Senate passed the TikTok ban, she notes, the China Daily ran an editorial warning: âThe century of humiliation wonât be repeated over TikTokâ â an indication âthat Beijing views the US attacks on the popular app as in line with an historical pattern of Western exploitation.â The price of technological squabbles between the US and China is high. Consider how GPS, one of Americaâs most successful high-tech inventions, has become increasingly vulnerable: âChina and Russia have honed their ability [to disable]( US satellites using missiles, lasers, cyberattacks and even other satellites,â Bloombergâs editorial board [writes](. At the same time, China has been bolstering its own satellite network, BeiDou, making Americaâs â[substantially inferior]( Read [the whole thing](. Telltale Charts Kamala Harris doesnât think families should pay more than 7% of their income in child care, which sounds like a goal worth cheering for, but Kathryn Anne Edwards [warns]( that âlatching too tightly on to this number risks a Trojan horse of administrative burdens and implementation difficulties.â Using a blanket percentage of income, 7% or otherwise, is problematic: âSay the federal government decided tomorrow it would fund all child care less 7% of family income from each participant,â she writes. âHow should families pay their 7%? One option would be to have the providers collect it. ... It would incentivize those providers to take on children from richer families, where the 7% is higher.â In 2022, Sabrina Carpenter wrote a song called â[Bad for Business]( in which she questions whether her new love interest will detract from her music: âIf Iâm just writing happy songs, will anybody sing along?â Two years later, and the answer is clearly yes. People love singing along to her [sickly sweet]( [lyrics]( [about]( Barry Keoghan. The idea that an artist needs to be heartbroken and starving in order to succeed is merely a silly trope. Speaking of which, Robert Burgess [says]( it is time âto retire the old trope that Democrats are anti-business.â He notes that the Bureau of Economic Analysisâs annual update shows that the [US economy grew $294.2 billion more]( in the five years to 2023 than previously reported. âSo much for Trumpâs claim of overseeing [the greatest economy ever]( Bob writes. Further Reading Lebanonâs [pager attack]( marks a new era of intimate warfare. â Andreas Kluth Trump offers [scare tactics]( on housing. Harris actually has a plan. â Erika D. Smith Southwest CEO Bob Jordan [deserves a chance]( to execute his plan. â Thomas Black The owner of the Carolina Panthers is [bad at his job](. The NFLâs not helping. â Adam Minter Of course US billionaires [still love]( the Premier League. â Matthew Brooker Rupert Murdochâs bid is still on [the wrong side]( of Rightmove. â Chris Hughes Biden shouldnât worry about giving [Ukraine missiles]( Russiaâs in sabotage mode. â Hal Brands Brits are annoyed that their [tax payments]( arenât a good value. â Merryn Somerset Webb ICYMI Trump launched a [line of watches](. Vanderbilt University [is expanding]( to New York City. Mississippi police ran an illegal [âdebtorâs prison.â]( Kickers The [pole dancer]( at the Bridgerton Ball. Everything is [a kids menu]( now. Wide-leg jeans inspire [shopping sprees](. Nicholas Sparks makes a [diabolical chicken salad](. Notes: Please send [16 packets of Splenda]( and feedback to Jessica Karl at jkarl9@bloomberg.net. [Sign up here]( and follow us on [Threads]( [TikTok]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( and [Facebook](. [1] Sam Altman says the executive departures are just a [random coincidence though]( which Matt Levine thinks is "weird." "If you were committed to OpenAIâs nonprofit vision, you might be annoyed by the pivot to profit. Or, more plausibly, if you are a senior executive at a hot $150 billion startup, it would be reasonable for you to exercise your options, cash in your stock, call in rich and spend some time at the beach," he writes. [2] I use [Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt]( to cook. It's labeled as a "foodservice product not for retail sale" but I buy it on Amazon, so thanks Jeff Bezos! Sadly, the box is rather poorly made so the salt often leaks from the bottom all over my stovetop. I am too lazy to find a solution, hence the typhoon. Follow Us Stay updated by saving our new email address Our email address is changing, which means youâll be receiving this newsletter from noreply@news.bloomberg.com. 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