This guy made and spent ₦1m in a week

Now, he's almost homeless. [View in browser](=.VUIUh8n8yUJWnefIFvnRBJRAj3ZdpmSVkKLK8TpPLBA) [Zikoko Daily] 14 August, 2023 Hey . When you read this week's Naira Life, you'll probably ask yourself if you're seeing clearly. So I'll beat you to it. Yes, you're seeing clearly. Yes, the subject spent his first million on a woman within one week. Yes, he's normal. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Weekly round-up: 400 lvl student bags appointment in Tinubu’s administration](=.JI8VRArvJxwxxPesYlKiVCUsBv0g7sXGTlV0HcRQFdg) - 2 [Let’s plug you to 6 sites to download Nollywood movies legally](=.7nG8Wx9JRVimdpgjixvpY69WTauz3wkJXhTbBt8wd_4) - 3 [How to know your partner takes you for granted, and what to do about it](=.cU436iq6OD55Y-ec7LP9uE1N_gmZdo2P6EQZiXjFQ7Q) NAIRA LIFE The Inside Gist: The Impulsive #NairaLife of a Journalist on the Verge of Homelessness =.c0CETKBtyA8arhO3WMujlf3jdJ6tkJTu_jcQWAt6zfk [Social media people have put on their best impressions of their Nigerian mothers to chastise this subject for his questionable financial decisions. He's what you'd call a hustler, but he also spends impulsively. To top it all up, he's in debt.] What he said: "I was ₦600k in debt one time, so I decided to join an ajo to settle it. We were six in the ajo, and I was the first to collect the ₦600k. I paid off ₦400k from my debts and had ₦200k left. A smart person would’ve saved the money, right? Not me. I started buying food every other day. There was also this babe I liked. I sent her ₦50k. By the time I’d spent about ₦100k, I had to ask myself, 'Are you okay? How do you intend to survive for the next five months?'" But that's not even his biggest impulse expense. "I made ₦1.4m in commissions from work, so I organised a surprise birthday for another girl I liked. I also paid her flight fees from Port Harcourt to Lagos so she could attend the party. That cost me ₦50k. Then I gave her ₦250k as a gift. I sent ₦50k to her younger sister who just gained admission, and another ₦50k to her mum because she wanted to travel." [Read his NairaLife here](=.ZKRhb_jAss38CynEOvifL7TXRMYxiYEx0Sn5sSQHDTU) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 So our politicians are getting holiday allowance? Na wa There's never an uneventful week in the motherland, so our weekly recap is drama-filled, as usual. From Jagaban appointing a uni student to our Senate President announcing a giveaway on live TV. [Everything that happened last week](=.qFVziX7QEARgCiuaHWsrgmw-PJ_5Ucphj8Dq8zMKzmY) --------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, you can download Nollywood movies And by download, we mean legally (We don’t do piracy here, please). Why should Nigerian internet service providers stop you from enjoying a smooth watching experience? [Here are your options](=.y2rl4U1tEwvwo5QwfKxck_iaFcdToXPuXfhalGYR9GQ) Quiz On a Scale of General Pere to Civilian Adekunle, What Kind of BBN Head of House Are You? Would you be a mandate-grabber like you-know-who? 👀 [Take the quiz](=.M6u3oPSXTduRAV7mx2JdFawqkrVRPF2UJv07KfZOvbU) Zikoko Recommends... (Some job openings & opportunities, because I need you to succeed in 2023 🙏🏽) - Joining FairMoney as a [People Specialist](=.IPjJS87XN4wQbkAiiVSVHv493DDN9cfl_YehD8ieXeI). - Joining Stanbic IBTC Bank as a [Credit Evaluation Manager](=.jDVT-OyYdWelXoieAdrIm6cnnvUIhkY1gQsUXsjygvU). - Becoming a [User Experience Manager](=.oTWvL56C-_wn1R8OJGLpo3y0cWy5hCDgbXGUEFRJWTE) at Wakanow. Today, everyone is clicking on: How to Know Your Partner Takes You For Granted, and What to Do About It To avoid being taken fi eediat, you should watch out for some of these signs. 🚀 [Read it here](=.lOZsWF-UTU9YT6NNgK5WGv26rBgcbFnkOD4IltB5muw) Spread the love Did you like today's newsletter? Share this with someone who would enjoy today's Naira Life. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.9mkoYilfk_BdHcelrKrQNjthgYPekhICMtDosAkwiq0) =.glSLAgKe4heyj1FWmCQI4u73dlO5c2NUX0Ap8Rqpmt0 - [ABOUT](=.FgcjhOmWXVqpEudnThDpWbIlGnBikMgFPDqnmC0ym3k) - [ADVERTISE](=.oXuxeoYR71gevLAbyfzPHmaaPufGM0rpS42pykPxz2g) - [READ MORE](=.b02hIeVOuBWztat4qd-ic00kynrb0nfRjdGdtbKILb0) - =.uwRmZDbGXfIs6gfZy4Zlz9MY0wBupaGY-skUH3MOuaY - =.ZP5iji4lSyI2hiZuyYT_IKfEyF-L1_3YSpZIeVj52W4 - =.sTP8fhy2J9VWXpSvRJphF29xiQc7oP7wPnsNPcLiW60 - =.0ks0Ly_xvjEy9Cy4YdX0laylcdEbGTD91ifFswbzUho You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.XUYVvmgASnKCYtGsU06BhZhHi0OI3J5rO85N_6NUfpE)