Garri is now a bougie chick named “Grocery”

Because honestly, you can’t afford her anymore. [View in browser](=.7mp3rBfrw-iqsfoR2fhT9_dogiWORWnlQdMlhTS8F6A) [Zikoko Daily] 25 July, 2023 Hey . Someone said Tinubu must be doing an “everything everywhere all at once” experiment on Nigeria, and I couldn’t agree more. Really, what’s our offence? 😭😭 We’re sha trying to survive, and the latest coping mechanism my people have devised is giving struggle food bougie names. 👇🏼 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Grocery is not what you think it is in Tinubu’s Nigeria](=.d7no20sYBUsOc8WFcSsGZv6pTtgfhT_VqzA59M9gGFM) - 2 [What to expect as Kunle Afolayan wraps filming for Anikulapo series](=.XkFhxEPhzQLDzR0I_wZ9ml-p_k01v5Wxw4dl9VnM60w) - 3 [If you put your trust in these Nollywood characters, sorry to you](=.wSeLM_5kEIBQxoLNbiE1HXRdoQkI7zxuCJTyV1RDBRY) HUSTLEPRINT The Inside Gist-ish: What Do You Need to Become a Musician in Nigeria? =.S1uWuKndkmnx0iCe1MXdKEQGOwgUBRoP5Tfa1IvWPQo Last week, Mo’Believe’s [hustle story](=.I3Epdv1hefWFoScAfw9BycC7HkB9VxbMnsdanC3k1cw) showed us how he built a music career and launched two albums as an independent artist — which isn’t beans in a music industry like Nigeria’s. For #Hustleprint today, we made a guide for anyone who wants to make a career out of their musical talent. Just don’t forget us when you blow. Here’s a snippet: “You know how people with a natural talent for art or solving mathematical problems still go to school to learn better techniques and turn their talent into marketable skills? That’s how it is for musicians too. Perfecting your craft requires consistent practice and an open approach to constructive criticism.” [Continue reading here](=.szopw8TcZ19-fhDnyiFwWfP__GtbsGxsSaHXHPHvTnc) =.ED5uDaA0mdrEvHqpvNh0JQ-u7jCxefxfX7kDoEHJMEk July babies in the house are about to have the most special TBB party! Prepare to make memories that will be frozen in time at our Iced-out party on Friday the 28th of July. 🥶 👉🏾 [Get your tickets to TBB July Edition here!](=.r3NzsM3kS6Yc8AKqi0VHYX_yt_KGfsf8gNmfip33F1o) This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 If grocery is garri, and sweetener is sugar, what’s white caramel? I’m not sure how these new names for struggle meals started, but I’m here for it. TBH, “I just had a glass of white caramel” sounds like something rich kids would say, and all I want to do now is manifest wealth. [Here’s what the phrases mean](=.EVLhMhTHFRCNy9WmG6ubMxJZFki_73qbXhDP40vy0II) --------------------------------------------------------------- Anikulapo is becoming a series. Here’s all we know Before we get into it, can we just take a minute to appreciate Kunle Afolayan for not hoarding behind-the-scenes content? He basically announced that Layi Wasabi is a character. Inject it in my veins with alacrity. [All you should expect in the series](=.O4-cgJhdppb0YAeFbBQhwxmtmIB306PAaqiYm4jLDr8) --------------------------------------------------------------- No matter what you do, don’t trust these Nollywood characters Far From Home’s Ishaya is a cutie, but if the guy could “steal” school admission from his sister, who are you, please? [They should be on your “unreliable people” list](=.053eZps9YcZ79V4WTT6Mc3RQkOq8J_IXJ5pCtjU9J30) Z! Crossword Got three minutes? Test your knowledge of Nigerian pop culture. 🎯 [Click here to play](=.XrV4KX-xAjMQ33QlrxipPKBEsE2Bq8sJCsNDzd0pU9E) Quiz Can You Spend Your Salary in One Day? With the way the economy is going, that’s a resounding yes. [Here's how](=.VjCVeCYr73jhyl17h5wnN4l8jB8eXV02z3ydF6t-55k) What people read the most today: #NairaLife: She’s Juggling a 9-5 With Three Virtual Assistant Gigs. But Not for Much Longer If you asked the 27-year-old subject of this #NairaLife why she became a virtual assistant, she’d tell you, “Lagos traffic”. But within a year, she’s gone from ₦210k to ₦769k/month juggling her comms job and three VA clients. Now, she’s planning to leave her stable 9-5 for the unstable world of full-time virtual assistance. 🚀 [Read it here](=.n-HWiFmTm3IVZpnYSWWaiPViapN7nxQc4bTqOKBUDK0) =.4GF-1hYAa9OShA3TQaIiYTw4yHBniiyoW2ef8YJcEJU Moonshot is a conference that will bring together Africa’s tech ecosystem to network, collaborate, share insights and celebrate innovation on the continent. 👉🏾 [Click here](=.NfTfi1uAdZHxwRvqcZZbCDhvtdW6KfwuOuunUkSXDnA) to join the waiting list for updates about this conference. Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone who might not know about garri's rebrand. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. 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