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So you can disappear if your shot backfires. [View in browser](=.RAQKuCuURm7rES8Y4lNk_ckYE7OJ6mzYQ-6-IiXV9Pg) [Zikoko Daily] 16 March, 2023 Hey . I may not have money in my account, but every day, I wake up grateful I wasn’t born male. Imagine having to toast people or shoot relationship shots. LMAO. I’d just die a single, lonely man if no one came to profess their love to me. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Zikoko’s 7 rules for engaging with your Twitter crush](=.t7dK_4mg2wAFlKC_xJsNNFx-AXvYtHB7HjtIM7fYKok) - 2 [The Rock and Vin Diesel have nothing on these old Nollywood action stars](=.IbBuBLNBNkZYHUsy4DiLC961bl3ot86y4VYjOVvHNf0) - 3 [Recruiters, this is what we actually want to see in job vacancies](=.vSqw_vmxXf6VSEphbunvg4iw_HgX5ToyLOMAmfm_PGQ) LOVE LIFE The Inside Gist: We Get to Take Terrible Selfies Together =._icq_CuKxWcfLff3RXETLNNJhJH8K5n6Vglt2r1O40o Heyy Itohan. How did you find this week’s couple? They’re my friends. 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