According to this guy I might just be: === Hi Ben, You don't know me and I don't know you. I do have one of your programs from AWAI that I haven't yet had a chance to go through yet. However, I just stumbled upon your website. And I know this probably sounds funny or like a joke. but I get the impression that you're either a satanist, or you're one of those people who has jumped on the "satan is cool" bandwagon for whatever reason. I almost signed up for your email list, but didn't because of that. Celebrating Aliester Crowley and having other satanic symbolism on your website doesn't give me confidence that your someone I want to follow and listen to, regardless of how good of a copywriter you are. So can you please confirm whether I'm being paranoid or not? You have those creepy Adam Schiff bug eyes too. lol Oh, and kung fu and traditiional gook martial arts are all crap and a waste of time. I trained in Shotokan Karate, Taekwondo, Aikido, Tae Soo Do, and Hwa Rang Do for around 15 years total. It's all garbage. I take it you haven't had to use it? lol Test that shit out in a boxing gym and let me know how it goes. lol === I am afraid he only gets... 2 out of 5 troll grunt stars. The wall-of-text that a lot of reply guys do was definitely on point. As were the couple obligatory "lol" insecurity-signaling tics. The Satanist part was amusing too, and made it easy for me to write the subject line here. I am pretty sure he was referring to my Markauteur book cover which, amongst covers to my Enoch Wars novels (the whole 9 book series is ultimately about the Christian redemption of someone born fallen and irredeemable), also contains a pic of a huge painting I bought from Pastor Doug Giles that is a giant skull with the scripture: âJudgement Comethâ Not a Bible verse, but it is a reference pointing to Hebrews 9:27 KJV. The Crowley âcelebrationâ was especially amusing as the only email I've written with that name in it was about the demon character Crowley from the TV show Supernatural (not about the real life guy Aleister the troll is nattering on about) where I talked about all the persuasion skills that fictional character displayed as a teaching that was obviously Halloween-themed. As for his obvious lying about all the kung fu, etc he supposedly knows? Superb example of typical guy-living-in-mom's-basement-watching-YouTube babble. So why only 2 and not 3 or 4 troll grunt stars? Because I prefer more angry pushup energy from my trolls. Clown trolls like him are not as fun as the drooling-on-the-carpet trolls. Plus, the clown troll is not really the kind of troll I talk about inside the upcoming March Email Players issue. It is more about the pathology (and monetizing of) the kind of trolls who whine about you on social media, slander you whenever they can, leave mindlessly negative reviews, want to dox you, are obviously jealous of you, will try to bait you into a public shyt-talking contest to parasite off your audience, and the list goes on. Still, I want to add this caveat: The March issue is short on tactics and long on psychology. I do include some things a business can do to profit from trolls. But the majority of it is peeling back the trollâs tortured psyche (they are always broken in some way â that is why they troll, successful and emotionally healthy people simply donât engage in such behavior) so you can better monetize them with the methods I do show you inside. If you want in on time for this issue go here immediately: [httpsâ¶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2024 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to
[unsubscribe](
Settle, LLC
PO Box 1056
Gold Beach Oregon 97444
USA