Are you reading this on the toilet again?

If so, you probably are not alone. A while back I read an article talking about a study conducted by a place called Soltiaired. They did a poll of 1,100 American adults. And they found discovered 90% of people are reading their phones on the toilet each day — as well as at funerals, weddings, when crossing busy streets, and even while having the secks or already enjoying other forms of entertainment. The main reason? Sheer boredom. All of which is good news for the cunning email marketer who does things correct. It's not all that hard to stand out from all the boring emails circling inboxes like water in a flushing toilet. Especially, in my biased opinion, if you use the BerserkerMail email broadcasting & autoresponder platform. It was designed by Email Players subscriber Troy Broussard — who is a former Navy Nuclear Engineer, was the Director of Technology at Encyclopedia Brittanica (running a $12 million department of programmers), and is probably the heavyweight champion of the world at email marketing automation. In fact, during his client work years he spent a lot of time doing the automation, testing, and tracking for a client sending 30 - 50 million emails per month, seeing data very few will ever see, and then, now applying that intel to BerserkerMail. Our platform is also administered by some of the most brilliant engineers on the planet. And it is based on near-freakish speed, email deliverability, and simplicity. With no policing anyone’s thoughts. No indiscriminate political de-platformings. And, with no idiotic “feature creep” nonsense — which is when platforms run by programmers (and not marketers who actually use email every day) constantly tack on features they think are “cool” but that hardly anyone uses and that just bloat and slow everything down. Yes, we have user guidelines everyone has to follow. But stay within those and be a professional and you are good to go. Plus, we make it simple to test it out. (No credit card needed) Even better: We are currently holding a contest where you can potentially get a free account, plus your choice of any one book I sell - autographed. If you missed the details yesterday, here they are again: ======== Contest time: If you want a free BerserkerMail account as well as an autographed copy of any one book I sell (regardless of its price, can be one of the super expensive ones or one of the inexpensive ones), then here’s the deal. Recently we re-designed the BerserkerMail sales page. And we are mostly pleased with it. Except for one big, fat problem: The 3 godawful-looking stock images of randos on there. (on the desktop version, can’t see them on the mobile version) And to help us replace these 3 godawful-looking stock images of randos on there now, we're officially having a contest where the winners who submit a photo of themselves engaging with BerserkerMail, and give us the legal rights to use them on the page, will get: 1. A free BerserkerMail account (up to 2500 contacts) 2. A choice of any one book (autographed) I sell To enter simply do this: * Take a high res pic of you on your computer or on your phone engaging with BerserkerMail (you can submit multiple photos if you want, but if you win we will only use the best one), if you are not a client just get a free test drive at [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com/berserker]( and play around with the interface, find something you think is cool and take a pic of you engaging somehow with that * It can also just be a pic of you on your phone or desktop computer, like the godawful rando pics we are trying to replace, but unless it's super interesting probably won't get much interest from the team * Send to help@learnistic.com * Sit back and wait to see if the team picks yours as one of the winners If you do win, you’ll have to sign a document (provided to winners upon winning) agreeing to let us use the pic on the page along with the terms. So if you win, make sure you read that document very carefully. The deadline to submit your photo is Monday, 12/4 at midnight EST. That means if you want to enter, you can’t screw around being a contemptible procrastinator. Good luck… Ben Settle P.S. If you already have a BerserkerMail account, and if you win, we will simply deduct the price of a 2500 contact account from your current pricing if it's at a higher tier than that now. This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2023 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA