Are you reading this on the toilet again?

If so, you probably are not alone. A while back I read an article talking about a study conducted by a place called Soltiaired. They did a poll of 1,100 American adults, and found out that 90% of people are reading their phones on the toilet each day. As well as at funerals, weddings, when crossing busy streets, and even while having the sex or already enjoying other forms of entertainment. The main reason? Sheer boredom. All of which is good news for the smart email marketer who does things correct. Which brings me to the BerserkerMail email broadcasting & autoresponder platform. It was created by Yours Unruly and Email Players subscriber Troy Broussard — who is the heavy weight champion of the world at email automation, as well as a former Navy Nuclear Engineer, prior Director of Technology at Encyclopedia Brittanica (running a $12 million department of programmers), and has been hired by some of the biggest direct marketers and even other email broadcasting/autoresponder platforms to consult their own teams' best practices. Our platform is also administered by some of the most brilliant engineers on the planet, and is based on near-freakish speed, email deliverability, and simplicity. With no policing anyone’s thoughts. No political de-platformings. And, with no idiotic “feature creep” nonsense — which is when platforms run by programmers (and not marketers who actually use email every day) constantly tack on features they think are “cool” but that hardly anyone uses and that just bloat and slow everything down. Yes, we have guidelines everyone has to follow. But stay within those and be a professional and you are good to go. More: 1. Troy Broussard & I are having a demo for BerserkerMail tomorrow, doing live Q&A, and giving away lots of cool stuff to those who both show up for it and who ask the best questions during it 2. Whoever asks the #1 best question will get a free copy of my newest book Markauteur It is launching later this month. And it reveals methods I’ve used for 20+ years to help grow a feening horde of customers inside a visual & design marketing ‘universe’ they love to buy from and hate to leave. It’s the most pretentious and self-indulgent book I’ve ever written. And it’s also, in many ways, the most valuable book I’ve ever written. Certainly it’s the most expensive that’ll clock in at $1,108.00 after I launch it at a fat discount to Email Players subscribers, and a more modest discount to non-Email Players subscribers. But, I am giving a copy away free to one person during the upcoming BerserkerMail demo. And again, I’ll be giving it away to the one person who attends the live BerserkerMail demo and Q&A webinar tomorrow and asks the best question. So yes, you have to be there and you have to ask the best question. Do that, and you will get the free copy of my book. What? You can’t make it, but REALLY want to be there? I don’t know what to tell you. Just the hand you were dealt, I’m afraid. Either sac up and figure it out or don’t show and miss out on your chance. But Troy is also going to be giving away some cool stuff to others asking good questions. As for the BerserkerMail demo and Q&A webinar details: * Sunday, Dec 4 at 2:00 PDT / 3:00 MDT / 4:00 CDT / 5:00 EDT * At this link: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com/berserker-demo]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2022 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA